THE CARNAGE COLLECTION

Good evening my little sleaze monkeys, today I shall be spewing forth my opinion on a little zero budget fun fest by the unassuming title of THE CARNAGE COLLECTION.

I wont beat around the bush, but plunge nuts deep into it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Yes it has zero budget, but a lot of heart (and good editing/camerawork) goes a long way, and it shows here. What we have is a fun collection of 10-15 minutes segments swaying back and forth from bizarre and hilarious, to just plain fucked. Yes one or two are not as good or inventive as the rest, but hey, even tales from the crypt had its not as good episodes. From vile gypsy weed, to rapist sloths, via killer clowns, there is a lot to enjoy. I watched this film sat by myself in my foul pit, but I can only assume that with a few friends and some good weed, this film would be so much more enjoyable.

If you cannot get past the low budget, and lament the lack of CGI superheros, then this film wont be for you. But for everyone else that actually enjoys movies and would rather not sit through another lack lustre remake, I say phone your friends, get some good snacks, and watch this film.

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I shall be ranting on various matters throughout the deathspan of this little endeavor, but only matters, that matter. Matters like "Oh my fuck, where did that gerbil disappear to" and "No you fucking idiot, The Last Man On Earth is vastly superior to The Omega Man"

Anyway I must swiftly fuck off, as I need to trawl the swamp for goodies. I shall return later for my first review, The Carnage Collection, by my fellow degenerates at Point & Shoot Films.

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